Wooo!

Today I am a Shock Writer!
I not sure what they are, but it must involve writing and being shocking, right?
...
Your shoes don't suit you!
One of your school friends is homosexual!
Most poetry is horrid!
I used to steal packs of pens from school!
...
Shocking, isnt it?

So. Comic. I have decided my comic will have two parts, the first is "Witch Bird" a silly, short, plot driven comic. The second is inbetween the "Witch Bird" episodes, it will be some random funny comics about a sorrowful demon, some pretty pixies and varius other strange creatures.

Bratwurst Sausage is nice.

Rojeff slogans are cooler than you.

Everyone loves Rojeff.
Rojeff makes your day!
Mit Rojeff im Wasser geht's Abwaschen rascher.
Rojeff strikes back.
One goal, one passion - Rojeff.
Rojeff after a long day.
Rojeffarific.
Endless possibilities with Rojeff.
Rojeff - as good as it gets!
Rojeff, since 1989.
Ooh la la, Rojeff!
Rojeff, to hell with the rest.

Da dum da dum, dum da dum da da da dum.

That other part of my mind seems to be creeping out.
Chewed on my hand to make sure I could feel it.
Hahaha, thats so stupid.
Just incase your worried I'm not going insane, this only happens to me every couple of months.

Saw a dead rabbit. Stuff dies real easy, don't it?

WoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOsh!

I am a very important person.

I am going to make a web-comic, it will be plotless and angry.

I am mixing all of the comic ideas I've had over the years togethor.

I am going to go and smash up my left hand with a hammer now.

For my friends reading this, art will be put up soon! mostly scraps, because I only put finished pieces in my gallery...unlike some people...*grumble...*